Chapter 9, Problem 88H

“Asian Family Reunion,” by Chau Nguyen

Every two years it comes around.

We all get together from different towns.

In my honest opinion,

It’s not a typical family reunion.

Not forty, or fifty, or sixty,

But how about seventy companions!

The kids would play, scream, and shout

One minute they’re happy, another they’ll pout.

The teenagers would look, stare, and compare

From how the’ look to what they wear.

The men would chat about their business

That they make moie, but never less.

Money Is always their subject

And there’s always talk of more new projects.

The women get tired from all of the chats

They head to the kitchen to set out the mats.

Some would sit and some would stand

Eating and talking with plates in their hands.

Then come the games and the songs

And suddenly, everyone gets along!

With all that laughter, It’s sad to say

That it always ends in the same old way.

The’ hug and kiss and say “good-bye”

And then they all begin to cty!

I say that 60 percent shed their tears

But my mom counted 35 people this year.

She said that boys and men sjll always have their piide,

So we won’t ever see them civ.

I myself don’t think she’s correct,

So could you please try this problem to see if you object?